It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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