We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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