just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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