i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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