im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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