You're completely useless in the revolution.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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