It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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