Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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