so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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