I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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