Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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