How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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