Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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