Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
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