so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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