Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Randomize
