just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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