...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I will die if light touches me.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Randomize
