Soap is not a condiment
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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