he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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