literally had 100 drinks last night.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
