He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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