i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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