Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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