If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
we're making bets on your personal life
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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