the new term for farting is butt boxing.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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