Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm drive I can fine osifer
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Who died my cat blue again?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Randomize
