How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
and i looked up. we had an audience...
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
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