i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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