Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
be right there i have to get my cape
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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