i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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