i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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