It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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