i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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