there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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