How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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