And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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