people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
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