We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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