redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
You're breaking my sexual little heart
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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