Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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