Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
