We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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