TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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