Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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