We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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