Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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