I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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