If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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