i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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