They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
of course. lets lasso hookers.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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