Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
i drank out of a bidet.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Pants are for mortals
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Randomize
