She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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