I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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