And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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